Y’all would.

Sitting in Coral Cafe and it’s empty. Books and laptop spread out across my table. My eyes fixed on my maternity slides. Literally 1 other person sitting in the opposite corner of the cafe. Unlimited coffee. So perfect. Then these two white, blonde bitches with cowboy boots and pastel colored, high-waist cut off shorts and fake tans come in and sit riiiiiiiiiiight next to me. Twirling their hairs talking ‘bout “Omg Taylor and Brooke are totally weird. but Sam is really close to me and she was so so so so sweet. SO NiCe. OMG I LOVE IT.” Shuuuuuuuuuuut uuuuuup and go home. -______________-

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F. Knuckles of The Roots!!!! :) “Tuba Gooding Jr.” in the back lol :) SO AMAZING to have watched these men do their thaang on the stage. Next goal: to see them in NYC on Live With Jimmy Fallon. 

F. Knuckles of The Roots!!!! :) “Tuba Gooding Jr.” in the back lol :) SO AMAZING to have watched these men do their thaang on the stage. Next goal: to see them in NYC on Live With Jimmy Fallon. 

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9th week

is it still a “MIDTERM” if it’s during 9th week? Who does that?! Inhumane. 

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Favorite thing ever.

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Favorite thing ever.

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LMFAO!!!! Trying to read a doctor’s handwriting is the most frustrating thing in the world!

LMFAO!!!! Trying to read a doctor’s handwriting is the most frustrating thing in the world!

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thinking about tattoo designs…when i really should be studying lol 

thinking about tattoo designs…when i really should be studying lol 

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Mos Def | Mathematics

Numbers is hardly real and they never have feelings but you push too hard, even numbers got limits. Why did one straw break the camel’s back? Here’s the secret, there are million other straws underneath it, it’s all mathematics.

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twerk that, werk that. 

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Kaplan

LOL just paid a bill over the phone. 10 minutes later I get a facebook friend request from the guy who helped me. Um, stalker much?

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Selah Sue, another artist performing at JazzReggae Fest this year! I am never disappointed and always pleasantly surprised with the artists they feature. Who knows…maybe J.Cole will pay UCLA another visit? :3

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Labor & Delivery

Saw my first C-section delivery today! AH-MAZING! Besides the fact that I had to go pee as soon as I stepped foot in the operation room, it was by far the coolest experience I’ve had in clinicals. lol I tooootally enjoyed all the blood, burning flesh, and suturing!! My nurse even let me play with the placenta :3 lol And the most touching thing in the world is seeing the mother’s face as she watches her husband hold their baby for the very first time. My eyeglasses were literally fogging up because I was low key tearing up lol but I had to suck it up. Ugh, LOVE it!!!!

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